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My boyfriend has me pinned up against the wall.

No, not sex… He’s sleeping.
Damn it, I need to pee!!

Posted 17 Jun
I pee way too much…

Wtf.

Posted 17 Jun
failurecock69:

This is where I live. The magical land of hookers & blow. I’m gonna get out of here as soon as I can lol.
This line works.
The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot.
- Mark Twain (via setbabiesonfire)

(Source: jpenn89, via setbabiesonfire)

Posted 17 Jun
did-you-kno:

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What the fuckery?